
“While we’re here, can we check out lesbian erotica? I’m still trying to figure out exactly what it is they do.”
- Jack McFarland
(Will and Grace Season 7 Episode 6 - The Newlydreads)

“Let me move you over here, in the unlikely event that she unhinges her jaw and swallows you whole.”
- Grace Adler
(Will and Grace Season 3 Episode 4- Girl Trouble)
“I’ve got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I haven’t even opened yet!” - Karen Walker
Will and Grace
Jack: It's not fair. Why does Grace get to go to the Caribbean and I don't?
Karen: Trust me, Poodle, you don't want to go. Two Jews on a beach? It's gonna be a week of hunting for the highest SPF at the lowest price.










